By Matthew Revert
Among those covers lies a cornucopia of wonders. Step right into a global that defies all good judgment. certainly one of masturbatory headphones, diabolically toppled comb-jars, moustache-filled ejaculations, malfunctioning bookmarks, bricolage scrotums, wank fairies and a poorly conceived concept concerning wall balance. an international the place ball popping is the one option to the scrotum's bad aesthetic characteristics and real love can lead a guy to transpose menstruation throughout gender strains. let alone a blink so immensely robust that gentle abrasion can take place. there is additionally a lime.Truly a few of the strangest tales ever advised. In his debut assortment Matthew Revert has concocted a strange vortex of fiction via turns hilarious, aggravating, thought-provoking and simply simple unusual. one million models of correct will strength you in finding common sense within the illogic and shun something equivalent to universal sense.Like the faecal scrawl of a madman with out the disagreeable odor
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Replied Allen, his doubt apparent. “Well what the fuck else are we gonna do, huh? I don’t see you offering any solutions. ” Both Chip and Allen had entered into a defensive mode, their body language and intonation infused with distrust and caution. The bricolage scrotum hung limp and impassive, accentuating the unease between them. They were both aware of the effect the impending demonstration was having on them. They were brothers. They were the closest of friends. Now a popped nut sack threatened their bond.
Everything appeared so simple to him. Perhaps the truth really was that simple. Perhaps I had let this whole situation work me up into a ball of neurosis for nothing. I showered thoroughly, scouring every speck of my body several times over until I felt sufficiently clean. The stapler had been soaking in a cleaning solution that I’d purchased from a discount balm outlet. By the time I was dried off and changed, it too was sufficiently clean. I took it with me into my bedroom and sat it on the desk.
A MILLION VERSIONS OF RIGHT the terribly unusual short fiction of Matthew Revert * * * * * PUBLISHED BY LegumeMan Books Copyright © 2009 by Matthew Revert Cover & Design Copyright © 2009 by The Spatchcock No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the express written permission of the publisher and author, except where permitted by law ... sudden sleepy movement. The neighbourhood of unseen... jogged his elbow... - James Joyce CONTENTS: A MILLION VERSIONS OF RIGHT THE BRICOLAGE SCROTUM THE GREAT HEADPHONE WANK MEETING MAX POWER BLINK THE BOOKMARK THAT WOULDN'T WORK To the Brothers Gunther, I tip my hat.
A Million Versions of Right by Matthew Revert